Every January I come to Canada, and every January I get hit with a
blizzard or blinding cold. The Canadians then look at me and earnestly
proclaim, “It’s been such a mild winter until now” and “This weather is unusual.” I
haven’t decided if this attitude is a country-wide effort to convince the
gullible American that Canada has a temperate climate, or if they are just
eternal optimists.
So here I am in Toronto, and it’s -14C (that’s 7F). I helped out with
running a conference this weekend, then tacked on an extra day to visit
Andrew’s cousin, who lives nearby. I arranged for a late flight this afternoon
so I’d have time to do a bit of touristing. This hasn’t worked out quite as I
planned, as it turns out the city is closed on Mondays. My cousin-in-law and
her husband spent last evening suggesting a dozen or so tourist attractions,
and then discovering that each was closed closed today. I completely support
the right for every worker to have days off, I just wish they’d stagger them a
bit. Toronto is the fourth-largest city in North America, but my sight-seeing
options basically came down to shopping malls or a shoe museum.
For the record, the shoe museum was much better than you might expect.
They had reconstructed shoes from prehistoric times, and lots of indigenous
footwear, so it was the history of the world through shoes. Did you know you can make shoes from fish skin?