Review: De-I Sandia Outfitters

 My uncle runs a very exclusive combination retreat center and adventure guides in New Mexico. You  can read more here, here, and most importantly here. Go ahead, read that last link, or this review won't make any sense...

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1 out of 5 stars: 

Be forewarned if you choose de-I Sandia Outfitters. They make you work for your supper!

This is the photo in the brochure, but boy is it misleading! Sure, they have a lovely estate and delicious food, but your trip will be anything but lighthearted. When I arrived, I was immediately put to work making my bed - literally, we constructed it out of pieces stored in various closets. I had to scrub floors and trudge through the foothills almost daily. They even scheduled me for an afternoon shift frying donuts. 

Since de-I Sandia Outfitters is in a desert, I was told that the basic resort package included only a few liters of water rations per day. At that point, I gave in and upgraded to the luxury package, which included more drinking water and also allowed me a short shower every day.  

This photo was taken right after my uncle had taken my credit cards, "for safe keeping." Why did he suddenly start walking so quickly after that?

All in all, I would say all but the most seasoned of tourists should stay away. I'm grateful to be back in my cozy DC abode. I can drink all the water  I want, although there are fewer bottles of excellent red wine here...